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May we present the first trailer for our latest project; Emo my computer.

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Oh emoscum, how I’ve neglected you. But fear not dear readers, I’m currently working on another emoscum.org podcast script, and hopefully we’ll find time to film it now that Joe is working more human hours.

So yes. Coming soon. Ish.

I’ve not laughed so much for ages. And remember not to misuse words…

I’d like to start the first ever serious post on this site with this statement: Although this site takes the piss out of emo culture, we do not support any kind of violence against someone just because of who they are. Yes, they may act like twats sometimes, just like anyone else. Their culture may be laughable, and that’s just what we should do. Laugh about it.

Kids make stupid decisions, hell, I made plenty when I was younger (I still do, but more on that later). That doesn’t mean we should physically abuse them. Yes, by all means ask them to cheer up. If they can’t laugh at themselves, then they can’t laugh at anything. If anyone calls me a pissed up twat who likes shitty music, I’ll have a chuckle and move on. But if anyone hits me for my choices, I’ll fucking kill them.

Continue reading ‘Emo kids at Download 2006′

I knew it! Emo kids are descended from evil!

Finally, a use for emo kids. Sent to me by Madi B.

Was browsing around myspazz earlier when I noticed a bulletin posted by my good friend Shaft entitled “…and like THE BIRD IS DEAD.” I wandered what it might have been about and so I clicked on it. The bulletin was a link to this video here. I will explain no more but I suggest you watch.

Would just like to make a point that myspazz (officially known as myspace) is not a way of life. Get a life all of you people that think it is!

Dr Clifford wanted to share his humble abode with the emoscum audience, so here it is.

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Do you for some derranged reason want to be more like emo kids? Then this guide will help you…